Some of those Amish folk have moved into my town, they look like they mean to take over, what should I do?

Question by P. S. G: Some of those Amish folk have moved into my town, they look like they mean to take over, what should I do?
Well, there goes the neighborhood. They drive their damn wagons all over town, let their horses block traffic and sit around making stuff out of wood. They get together and make a ruckus at their “Barn-raising” party, they don’t even care that you need a permit to build that. There used to me only 4 barns in the whole county, now there’s 104. This used to be a good family community, now the school children have to deal with pressure from the Amish kids bad influence- “come on, butter-churning is cool, it makes you feel great, all the cool Amish kids are doing it, just TRY it”. Pretty soon, one of my kids might be drawn into the Amish “lifestyle”, the other day I found several handmade wooden chairs in his room. He says he was just experimenting but I know something is wrong. He gets up at 5 am every morning and tries to milk the dog. This is out of control, we need congress to pass a law and send these Amish back to wherever they came from. They take all the butter-churning, wood furniture and barn building jobs away from true Americans.

Best answer:

Answer by Preykill
your kids should be allowed to make their own decisions, if they want to be Amish, there is nothing wrong with that… (better Amish then Heroine whore) probably, when they find out that they are “not allowed” (by Amish law) to watch TV anymore they will stop “being Amish”

just let your kids find their own way in life…

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